Runaway Bride:The Ghost of Laci

So the runaway bridge returns to Georgia with a towel over her head to avoid the media.

Isn't it sad that people are so desperate to find the next Laci Peterson that every little foible of human existance these days is leading to massive volunteer search efforts. Men and women alike have been getting cold feet a few days before the wedding for centuries... but now you had better think twice about just disappearing to find some space because Fox News and the FBI will soon be on your ass.